Chapter 9 is titled "The Unfailing Wedding Chamber"

"Haha, you brought this upon yourself, you cannot live on like this." Guo Xixi suddenly snatched Ai Jing's notebook and typed seriously, "You are really a handsome guy?"

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Aren't you that little Ai?

Zhang Peng asked strangely, "Which ID?"

This indicates that there is a hidden destiny at play. After Zhang Peng shamelessly uttered this statement, he opened "Xiao Ai"'s QQ space and took a look. He found that apart from a photo of a girl with brown, slightly curly long hair from behind, there was only a poem: "The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand right in front of you, and you do not know that I love you. The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand right in front of you, and you do not know that I love you, but when you clearly know that I love you, yet do not place me in your heart at all. The farthest distance in the world is not when you clearly know that I love you, yet do not place me in your heart at all, but when lovers cannot be together. The farthest distance in the world is not when lovers cannot be together, but when you use your indifference to create an insurmountable chasm for the one who loves you. The farthest distance in the world is not when lovers cannot be together, but when you use your indifference to create an insurmountable chasm for the one who loves you.

Xiao Ai: "Then can you strike the coolest pose and show me the *picture* book?"

No need, it is now.

At the moment Zhang Peng said this, he had no idea that sitting in front of the QQ was not a small woman abandoned by love, but a pair of glamorous Shanghai girls

How? Zhang Peng found Wu Yingda's words very profound, and immediately asked for Wu Yingda's QQ number. He then added him on his device. Upon seeing his signature, Zhang Peng almost fainted. Wu Yingda's signature read, "Brothers are like limbs, women are like clothes. I would stab for my brothers, but stab my brothers for a girl. Whoever wears my clothes, I will cut off his limbs; whoever touches my limbs, I will wear his clothes!"

Wu Yingda said, "Zhang Peng, didn't you ask for my QQ number yesterday? Why haven't you added me on QQ?"

Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: "What are you putting on? Look in the mirror; the current you is just that."

"What about Xiao Ai?" Zhang Peng said, "My QQ name is 'Unbeatable in the Bridal Chamber'."

"What a handsome guy you are!" Guo Xixi said through gritted teeth, clearly annoyed. However, she would never say it that way. Guo Xixi replied: "https://www.hetushu.com. That’s wrong! It’s because I wanted to add someone else, but I didn’t expect to fill in the wrong number and ended up adding you."

At that moment, a large pillow hit Zhang Peng's face and then fell to the ground. Wu Yingda pointed at Zhang Peng's newly configured computer and said, "What wicked deeds did you just commit using my ID? Why has my ID been suspended?"

Zhang Peng pushed open the door to his dormitory in extreme frustration. Although he had just realized that he had gone to the wrong classroom in the department building, by the time he rushed upstairs, it was already past 9:30, and the building was empty. Zhang Peng was furious at the female who had given him directions downstairs, who couldn't even distinguish between CS and SC. As for the little account MM who had startled him away, Zhang Peng felt little resentment, after all, he had taken advantage of her and had touched her "mi mi".

Xiao Ai: "Then can you strike the most provocative pose?"

Ai Jing said, "If every woman were like Guo Xixi, it is likely that men in the world would become extinct"

In "Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan," it is said, "Isn't that simple? I am handsome, after all."

"Sister, ah—" Guo Xixi's expression resembled that of an old madam from a bygone era, luring virtuous women into a fire pit. "I also cannot bear to let you seduce that brute, but if he were to take the initiative to seduce you, then we cannot be blamed, can we"

Zhang Peng picked up the pillow and said, "What can I do? I just deleted a post made by a certain MM."

After watching Zhang Peng, one feels that she is a young woman abandoned by love, someone whose unrequited affection has not come to fruition. Based on Zhang Peng's experience, to win over such a girl, one must present oneself as a heartbroken man who is also a victim of love's misfortunes, as this will resonate with her.

Of course. The only fate for those who offend me is to be first violated by a group of women and then killed, and let’s see if he dares to flirt with beauties in broad daylight in his next life. Guo Xixi patted her not-so-full chest, feeling that Ai Jing's expression of biting her lip and secretly laughing was truly charming. No wonder the suitors for Ai Jing could line up from Zhongda all the way to Wuyi Square. While she was thinking this, a notification popped up on Ai Jing's QQ, the avatar of Meng Rushi was flashing, "Are you really a girl?"

Wu Yingda mentioned that there is also a connection with the book "Dream of the Red Chamber"

Xiao Ai: "Hehe, do you know why I added you on QQ?"

"The Unbeaten Wedding Night? Damn, you are quite impressive too." Wu Yingda nodded and noticed there was another friend request. Upon opening it, he saw it was from 'The Unbeaten Wedding Night.' Wu Yingda then asked, "So who is this Xiao Ai?"

"Isn't it just a secondary ID?" Zhang Peng said, "Haven't you always said that brothers are like limbs and women are like clothing? For the sake of a brother, sacrificing a single ID is nothing."

"To stand by a brother is to fight for him, but to betray a brother is to stab him in the back..." Ai Jing, while looking at Wu Yingda's signature, said to Guo Xixi, who was proudly munching on an apple, "Isn't this a bit inappropriate for us?"

"Selling buns, freshly baked hot buns!" Wu Yingda was just about to respond when he heard someone in the corridor hawking buns, shouting like Pan Jinlian calling out to Ximen Qing. Upon hearing this, Wu Yingda became excited and pulled Zhang Peng over, saying, "You hold the fort for a moment, I’m going to buy some buns to eat." Zhang Peng replied, "Damn it, I’ll handle the flirting, you go to bed, where’s the benefit in that?" Wu Yingda then asked, "So, do you want to eat buns?" After thinking for a moment, Zhang Peng said he did. Wu Yingda said, "If you want them, then you help me with the flirting while I go buy the buns." With that, Wu Yingda dashed off to the corridor to buy buns. Zhang Peng sat down and took Wu Yingda's QQ account named 'Dreaming of the Divine Prostitute' and started chatting with someone named Xiao Ai, who was either a transgender person or a real female animal. "Of course I’m handsome, the kind that stirs the Central Committee's attention."

Wu Yingda also exclaimed, "Damn it," and then said, "Zhang Peng, are you a pig? Don't you know that it is often women who can turn the world upside down, especially in a place like Zhongda where beautiful women are scarce? Women are like the White Bone Spirit; with just a wave of their hand, countless beasts will come forward to serve them. Are they someone you can provoke? If you want to provoke them, you might as well go to the principal's office and scold Principal Huang. If you want to seek death, don't drag me into it. You still owe me my ID!"

Zhang Peng immediately pretended to be very downcast and said, "Actually, I just experienced a breakup."

"Dudu" rang twice, and Wu Yingda's QQ on his notebook chimed twice. Wu Yingda opened the friend request notification and remarked, "Zhang Peng, you are quite peculiar, aren't you? Not only do you claim to be female in your profile, but you also use a very alluring female avatar." Zhang Peng curiously leaned over to take a look and said, "I don't have that."